1. 22:02 2nd Sep 2014

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Half Minute Horrors by ChanpART
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  3. shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

    If I remember correctly when I was working minimum wage jobs we all fought for working holidays. Pay and a half or double pay depending on which one. Who wanted the day off when none of the good parties started until late anyway.

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Stephen King opens the new gates to his bat-guarded Victorian home November 1982.


    Stephen King opens the new gates to his bat-guarded Victorian home November 1982.

    (Source: bangordailynews.com)

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    You are now seated, reading this book. Your past is a memory. Your future is a matter of mere expectation. Both memories and expectations can arise in consciousness only as thoughts in the present moment. Of course, reading is itself a species of thinking. You can probably hear the sound of your own voice reading these words in your mind. These sentences do not feel like your thoughts, however. Your thoughts are the ones that arrive unannounced and steal you away from the text. They may have some relevance to what you are now reading—you may think, “Didn’t he just contradict himself there?”—or they may have no relevance at all. You may suddenly find yourself thinking about tonight’s dinner, or about an argument you had days ago, even while your eyes still blindly scan lines of text. We all know what it is like to read whole paragraphs, and even pages of a book without assimilating a word. Few of us realize that we spend most of our lives in such a state: perceiving the present— present sights, sounds, tastes, and sensations—only dimly, through a veil of thought. We spend our lives telling ourselves the story of past and future, while the reality of the present goes largely unexplored.
    — Sam Harris, The End of Faith, P. 218 (via blackestdespondency)
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    Chito and Pocho

    Chito says goodbye to his bestfriend Pocho, the seventeen foot half ton crocodile.

    Gilberto “Chito” Shedden found Pocho over 20 years wounded and near death. Pocho had been shot in the left eye by a cattle farmer. Chito didn’t have the heart to leave him, so he took him back home and nursed him back to health. A decade of friendship later, someone saw Chito and Pocho swimming together and told the local media.




    By the summer of 2000, they had become stars after their first show. Large groups of people would gather to watch these two perform tricks like winking, rolling over and allowing Chito to put his head inside the giants mouth.


    Chito and Pocho grew closer and closer with each amazing performance. Not only were the performances amazing, but also the fact that a human and crocodile could become such close friends. People were amazed. It’s always beautiful to see a strange friendship like the one Chito and Pocho had.


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  9. 23:05 31st Aug 2014

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    i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

    "oh no my potato"

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  12. 16:38 30th Aug 2014

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    8 vegetables that you can regrow again and again.


    You can regrow scallions by leaving an inch attached to the roots and place them in a small glass with a little water in a well-lit room.


    When garlic begins to sprout, you can put them in a glass with a little water and grow garlic sprouts. The sprouts have a mild flavor than garlic and can be added to salads, pasta and other dishes.

    Bok Choy

    Bok choy can be regrown by placing the root end in water in a well-lit area. In 1-2 weeks , you can transplant it to a pot with soil and grow a full new head.


    Put carrot tops in a dish with a little water. Set the dish in a well-lit room or a window sill.  You’ll have carrot tops to use in salads. 


    Put clippings from basil with 3 to 4-inch stems in a glass of water and place it in direct sunlight. When the roots are about 2 inches long, plant them in pots to and in time it will grow a full basil plant.


    Cut off the base of the celery and place it in a saucer or shallow bowl of warm water in the sun. Leaves will begin to thicken and grow in the middle of the base, then transfer the celery to soil. 

    Romaine Lettuce

    Put romaine lettuce stumps in a 1/2 inch of water. Re-water to keep water level at 1/2 inch. After a few days, roots and new leaves will appear and you can transplant it into soil.


    The stems of cilantro will grown when placed in a glass of water. Once the roots are long enough, plant them in a pot in a well-lit room. You will have a full plant in a few months.

    Though why anyone would want to regrow that disgusting soap plant cilantro, I’ll never know. It having been grown once is surely bad enough.

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Kinda hate this but I kinda don’t ugh

Girls are gross.


    Kinda hate this but I kinda don’t ugh

    Girls are gross.

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My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby


    My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby